6+ Rob Campbell Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Rob Campbell quotes and sayings.

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell

Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children. — Rob Campbell

I don't need to be enlightned. I have a killfile. — Rob Campbell

Chicks dig webmasters. — Rob Campbell

Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee. — Rob Campbell

I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program. — Rob Campbell