I have more folds than an origami convention.— Roscoe Arbuckle
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I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.
I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.
I've never used my weight to get a laugh.
That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.