Roy Blount Jr. Quotes

If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.

An author is a person who can never take innocent pleasure in visiting a bookstore again. Say you go in and discover that there are no copies of your book on the shelves. You resent all the other books - I don't care if they are Great Expectations, Life on the Mississippi and the King James Bible that are on the shelves.