8+ Stan Freberg Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Stan Freberg quotes and sayings.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night? — Stan Freberg

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation. — Stan Freberg

When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type. — Stan Freberg

Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is. — Stan Freberg

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions. — Stan Freberg

You can make sounds and music out of pretty much anything with a little imagination and putting your mind to it! — Stan Freberg

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig! — Stan Freberg

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS! — Stan Freberg