It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

— Ted Knight

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Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.


There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.


The world needs ditch diggers, too.

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