I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.— Tucker Carlson
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I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.
The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.
The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.
When you tie [Donald] Trump supporters to those groups [the American Nazi party and the KKK ] that is a slur.
Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.
S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.
Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
It is nice to be around people who think differently than you.
They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.
It is increasingly important to be open-minded.
To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool.
People might not know the difference.
I'll go through all of [12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the election], but a sample: Volunteer to fight Islamaphobia. Join the ACLU. Donate to Planned Parenthood. Take down sexism and misogyny. Sort of all the stations of the cross of liberalism. Sort of all the stations of the cross of liberalism.
It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.
I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan.
He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.
The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won.
If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.
The economic base of that rural Oregon area used to be manufacturing and logging. And that went away and they feel nobody has been speaking to them and finally Donald Trump has spoken to them.
In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street.
We have the - the longest, friendliest border, you know, for the - for the longest time in the history - in recorded history, really, with Canada. And they get to sit on their moral perch, you know, take the moral high ground, say, oh, United States, shame on you about Iraq. They make us look bad internationally. And it's really not fair.
Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously.
So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans decided to do something about it, something like storm the TV studio during a live show.
Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?
I'm a small government conservative.
Antiwar protestors actually sabotaged and caused a huge amount of damage to military installations and military property during the war. I'm related to someone who caused some of that damage. I mean, it was real. I mean, there was a reason. I'm not defending it, but I'm saying it was not because they didn't like the politics of the protesters. The protesters were violent in a lot of cases.
I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.
The American Nazi party and the KKK don't really exist in a meaningful way.
They may have an office or website. But they are not tens of thousands of members.
I read Nicholas Kristof columns. I think it was in September  had he this piece look who is endorsing [Donald] Trump, who is behind him. It was the North Korean government, it was Islamic terrorists. It's the Klan. It's the American Nazi party. It seems very uncharitable to me. There was no room for people who are decent but economically beleaguered to maybe want to support him.
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.
I'm in the business of value judgments .
I'm such a sap for democracy and politics that I get weepy when I see anybody voting.
Grover Norquist is a mean-spirited, humorless, dishonest little creep.
.. an embarrassing anomaly, the leering, drunken uncle everyone else wishes would stay home... [He] is repulsive, granted, but there aren't nearly enough of him to start a purge trial.
Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.
I definitely don't want to make Nicholas Kristof defend your employer, no one should have to do that but a sincere question.
The best thing about television news is, it's immediate.
Everything at a news network happens quickly.
Politicians are interesting people, most of them are smart and hard-working-I mean, they keep schedules no one else would think of keeping. Some of them live down to the caricature, but most of them are good people and they are charming.
Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously.
I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.
Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.
I would encourage people to go to NYTIMES.com and read this column and you can see for yourself.
Since 1978 for the bottom half of the wealth distribution male median wages have actually gone down. And I think that's a crucial reason. If you are a male worker, your median wage since 1979 has gone down.
I believe my friends and neighbors there are misguided.
I think they are not going to get what they hoped for. But they feel betrayed by the Democratic and Republican establishment.
Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.
Wouldn't it be useful to explain the factors that actually allowed this to happen [Donald's Trump Presidency]. Like, for example, their frustration of the absolute shrinking of the middle class, the heroin epidemic, things like that. I don't see any of that.
Why is this generation looking to aging icons like John Lennon and Bob Dylan for inspiration? Why not raising up their own icons?
Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.
Honestly, a lot of liberals are foot soldiers in the war on Christmas.
I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.
I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.
The one thing I'm convinced George W.
Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly something he enjoys personally.
This is a major step forward in achieving our objective, which is an ally having a democratic Iraq, a country able to sustain itself and defend itself, a country that will be an ally in the war on terror and a country which will set such a powerful example to others in the region.