Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

— Tug McGraw

The most uplifting Tug McGraw quotes that will inspire your inner self

Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

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What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

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I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm.

It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

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Kids should practice autographing baseballs.

This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

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Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

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We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

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I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

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Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

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When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

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