5+ Woody Paige Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Woody Paige quotes and sayings.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. — Woody Paige

Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she’s not coming back — Woody Paige

My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain — Woody Paige

Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar. — Woody Paige

Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities. I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been 500 people who wanted to talk to me because they saw me on TV. I've become sort of the Soupy Sales character on TV, and people do not really know me as a writer. — Woody Paige