Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.— Woody Paige
The most authentic Woody Paige quotes you will be delighted to read
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she’s not coming back
My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain
Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.
Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities.
I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been 500 people who wanted to talk to me because they saw me on TV. I've become sort of the Soupy Sales character on TV, and people do not really know me as a writer.