Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend


He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.


Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial.

Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?


Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin


When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari.

If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the accelerator. Guardiola filled up with diesel and went for a spin in the countryside. If that’s what he wanted, he should have bought himself a Fiat from the start.


Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17.

I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions


Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me.

But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.


I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.


First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.


José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.


You don't need a team leader, you need quality.


I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands.

I never set fire to my own house.


About Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Quotes 37 sayings
Profession Footballer
Birthday October 3, 1981

Only God knows You’re talking to him now.


At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training.

I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.


You always need something to complain about.

And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.


England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.


One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.


An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.


PSG's project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don't dream bigger - you are bigger!


It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.


It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street.

Anyone who says they don't like that is lying.


A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.


I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.


I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.


That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.


I like being the one who makes a difference.

On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.


I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.


Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!


When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around.

It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.


You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid


Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.


Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.


Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.


I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.


I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players


It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.