I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.— Zsa Zsa Gabor
The most astounding Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes that will transform you to a better person
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike.
If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend.
Now you know which sex has more sense.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work;
American men work all day and have no time for love.
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.