You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.