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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them. — Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. — Eoin Colfer
Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity. — Eoin Colfer
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface. — Eoin Colfer
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team — Eoin Colfer
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. — Eoin Colfer
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. — Eoin Colfer
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. — Eoin Colfer
Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? — Eoin Colfer
Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. — Eoin Colfer
Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other. — Eoin Colfer
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. — Eoin Colfer
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! — Eoin Colfer
Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. — Eoin Colfer
(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face! — Eoin Colfer
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. — Eoin Colfer
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. — Eoin Colfer
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building. — Eoin Colfer
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. — Eoin Colfer
A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. — Eoin Colfer
Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. — Eoin Colfer
I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room. — Eoin Colfer
Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? — Eoin Colfer
I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler? — Eoin Colfer
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony — Eoin Colfer
Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet. — Eoin Colfer
Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later? — Eoin Colfer
But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. — Eoin Colfer
I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? — Eoin Colfer
The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. — Eoin Colfer
If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. — Eoin Colfer
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) — Eoin Colfer
Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers. — Eoin Colfer
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly. — Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself. — Eoin Colfer
Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old. — Eoin Colfer
Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction. — Eoin Colfer
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning. — Eoin Colfer
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer
gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius — Eoin Colfer
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer
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