80 Calves Quotes

Following is our list of calves quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about .

Quick Jump To

Famous Calves Quotes

The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound, a pitiful sound. — Helen Weston

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. — Ogden Nash

"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" — Lil Wayne

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro

Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. — Gary Yourofsky

What can you do with a good cow that gives a lot of milk and then kicks the bucket over? — Yiddish Proverbs

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. — Russell Crowe

In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke. — William Shakespeare

When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill

Mammary militia breast feeding en masse in Costa. Puts one off their latte. — Sayings

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore

The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail — Irish Proverbs

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak. — Fran Lebowitz

Call’s gone to round up a dern bunch of cowboys so we can head out for Montana with a dern bunch of cows and suffer for the rest of our lives. — Larry Mcmurtry

Short Calves Quotes

  • Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher. — Konrad Adenauer
  • As a calf follows its mother among a thousand cows, so the (good or bad) deeds of a man follow him. — Chanakya
  • If you view life as a gold rush, you're going to end up worshiping a golden calf. — Cornel West
  • Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads. — Casey Affleck
  • Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks. — Gershon Legman
  • Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty. — Megan Whalen Turner
  • A boy in love is not mainly a calf but a poet. — Robert Wilson Lynd
  • All artists are two-headed calves. — Truman Capote
  • Another person tattooed my face on their calf. When they tense, the face moves! That is messed up. — Gordon Ramsay
  • I definitely would not need to insure my calves. — David Walton

Cute Quotes

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. — Kahlil Gibran

If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. — Bob Marley

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart — Eleanor Roosevelt

We were together. I forget the rest. - Walt Whitman

We were together. I forget the rest. — Walt Whitman

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear. — Unknown Author

Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point. — Tyga

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. — Oscar Wilde

The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. - Joseph Addison

The greatest sweetener of human life is friendship. — Joseph Addison

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. — Mary, Queen of Scots

I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love, and be loved. — Shana Abe

People Writing About Calves

Name Quotes Likes
Read quotes by Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash
quotes on marriage

210 1738
Read quotes by Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne
quotes on love, hustle and money

251 11052
Read quotes by Gary Yourofsky

Gary Yourofsky
quotes on education, communication and religion

48 1702
Read quotes by Yiddish Proverbs

Yiddish Proverbs
quotes on life, love and friendship

143 2723
Read quotes by Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe

73 564
Read quotes by William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare
quotes on success, death and love

4052 36000

More Calves Quotes

Whoe'er has gone thro' London street, Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat, And how he keeps Gloating upon a sheep's Or bullock's personals, as if his own; How he admires his halves And quarters--and his calves, As if in truth upon his own legs grown. — Thomas Hood

Sunday night meant, in the dark, wintry, rainy Midlands ... anywhere where two creatures might stand and squeeze together and spoon.... Spooning was a fine art, whereas kissing and cuddling are calf-processes. — D. H. Lawrence

I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further. — Richard Dawkins

My perspective of veganism was most affected by learning that the veal calf is a by-product of dairying, and that in essence there is a slice of veal in every glass of what I had thought was an innocuous white liquid - milk. — Rynn Berry

A book in a man's brain is better off than a book bound in calf - at any rate it is safer from criticism. — Herman Melville

Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf. — Dick Gregory

For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds - and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert. Those people would be legalized with the same act. — Steve King

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh . — Cole Porter

You are my siren,” he said, running his hands along her thighs and down her calves, feeling the shape of her even as the silk of her gown kept them both from what they wanted. “My temptress . . . my sorceress . . . I cannot resist you, no matter how I try. You threaten to send me over the edge. — Sarah MacLean

The butcher with his bloody apron incites bloodshed, murder. Why not? From cutting the throat of a young calf to cutting the throats of our brothers and sisters is but a step. While we ourselves are living graves of murdered animals, how can we expect any ideal conditions on the earth? — Isadora Duncan

Go into the largest livestock operation, search out the darkest and tiniest stall or pen, single out the filthiest, most forlorn little lamb or pig or calf, and that is one of God's creatures you're looking at, morally indistinguishable from your beloved Fluffy or Frisky. — Matthew Scully

...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon. In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul — kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman. — Alexander Berkman

In the old covenants the people were sprinkled with blood of calves without, in their bodies, to bind them to keep the law; else we were bound to just damnation, for the breaking of it. — William Tyndale

I was also surprised by the alacrity and dedication we devote to the damaging exercise of remembering, which after all brings nothing good and serves only to hinder our normal functioning, like those bags of sand athletes tie around their calves for training. — Juan Gabriel

When I encounter a sunrise, a painting, a woman, or an idea that makes my heart bound like a young calf, then I know I am standing in front of happiness. — Nikos Kazantzakis

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras. — Cleveland Amory

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!" — Eddie Griffin

Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses! — Trina

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity. — Natasha Leggero

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf. — Jonah Lomu

I am still feeling my calf strain, so I have been unable to train this week. I will again have to sit out the weekend action, but the lads are climbing ever higher to safety. — David Ginola

Do the small things. If you are running a 10-12 minute mile take a mile off your plan for the day and use the 6 minutes before and after to stretch. A lot of the times we all want to go go go but it's important to stretch the calves and the hamstrings and nutritionally you know? — Meb Keflezighi

One day through the primeval wood A calf walked home as good calves should; But made a trail all bent askew, A crooked trail as all calves do. . . . . And men two centuries and a half Trod in the footsteps of that calf. — Sam Walter Foss

It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his life standing deep in his own excrement in a feedlot, helping to pollute the local streams. Or that the calf that yielded the veal cutlet on her plate spent its life in a box in which it did not have room to turn around. — Wendell Berry

There is so much pressure to look a certain way in this town. But it's nice to have a little meat on you, and I hope I inspire women to appreciate their muscular calves. — Jessica Biel

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock. — George Bernard Shaw

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit. — Robert Grosseteste

Family organisation is broken and young animals are increasingly being denied a mother to turn to for comfort and for grooming. One of the saddest and most pathetic of farm practices - inevitable at the present time for the supply of dairy produce - is the separation of the calf from the cow at birth or soon after. — Ruth Harrison

This is why you must love life: one day you're offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you're using the word calve as a verb. — Maria Semple

I feel I am a child that's lost its mother. I feel like a calf whose mother has gone off to slaughter. — Alice Walker

...people have always known, at least since Moses denounced the Golden Calf, that images were dangerous, that they can captivate the onlooker and steal the soul. — William J. Mitchell

An idol is not necessarily something concrete, like a golden calf. It can also be something abstract, like matter. Is matter part of the created order? Sure it is. So the philosophy of materialism qualifies as an idol in the biblical sense. — Nancy Pearcey

Refusing to accept God's love because we're unworthy - of course we're unworthy! - is another golden calf. — Madeleine L'Engle

the damned book I am writing is like the driveling of a weak-kneed sea calf. If I were sufficiently strong minded, I should tear it up an start again. But I don't. — Winifred Holtby

Take advantage of the gracious condescension of the elegant calf's kidney, multiply its metamorphoses: you can without giving it any offence, call it the chameleon of cuisine. — Emmanuel des Essarts

Goose [pen] bee [wax] and calf [parchment] govern the world. [Lat., Anser, apie, vitellus, populus et regna gubernant.] — James Howell

A hundred thousand men were led By one calf near three centuries dead; They followed still his crooked way And lost a hundred years a day; For thus such reverence is lent To well established precedent. — Sam Walter Foss

In Conclusion

Which quotation resonated with you best? Did you enjoy our collection of calves quotes? Or may be you have a slogan about calves to suggest. Let us know using our contact form.

Citation

Feel free to cite and use any of the quotes in this collection of calves quotations. For popular citation styles(APA, Chicago, MLA), please use this citation page.

Embed HTML Link

Copy and paste this HTML code in your webpage