110+ Adam Sandler Quotes On Wife, Acting And Funny

Adam Sandler is an American actor, comedian and singer-songwriter. He is best known for his comedic roles in films such as Billy Madison (1995), Happy Gilmore (1996) and The Waterboy (1998). He has also starred in dramatic roles such as Punch-Drunk Love (2002) and Spanglish (2004). Following is our collection on famous quotes by Adam Sandler on life, wife, acting.

Top 10 Adam Sandler Quotes

1. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
2. On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
3. Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
4. So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
5. Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
6. We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
7. Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
8. I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
9. Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.
10. My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

Adam Sandler Short Quotes

• Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
• I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
• I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
• Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
• I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
• Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
• Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.
• Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
• Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
• I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

Adam Sandler Quotes About Life

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that. — Adam Sandler

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that. — Adam Sandler

When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it. — Adam Sandler

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian. — Adam Sandler

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me. — Adam Sandler

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. — Adam Sandler

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life! — Adam Sandler

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it. — Adam Sandler

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Quotes About Funny

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. — Adam Sandler

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? — Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! — Adam Sandler

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.' — Adam Sandler

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years. — Adam Sandler

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh. — Adam Sandler

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. — Adam Sandler

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Quotes About People

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. — Adam Sandler

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that. — Adam Sandler

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. — Adam Sandler

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry. — Adam Sandler

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. — Adam Sandler

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. — Adam Sandler

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy. — Adam Sandler

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. — Adam Sandler

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. — Adam Sandler

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy. — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Quotes About Stuff

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. — Adam Sandler

I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can. — Adam Sandler

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days. — Adam Sandler

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things. — Adam Sandler

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff. — Adam Sandler

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Quotes About Work

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero. — Adam Sandler

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do. — Adam Sandler

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. — Adam Sandler

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible. — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler Famous Quotes And Sayings

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. — Adam Sandler

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument. — Adam Sandler

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. — Adam Sandler

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! — Adam Sandler

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. — Adam Sandler

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter. — Adam Sandler

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too! — Adam Sandler

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. — Adam Sandler

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. — Adam Sandler

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. — Adam Sandler

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western. — Adam Sandler

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole. — Adam Sandler

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice. — Adam Sandler

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. — Adam Sandler

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. — Adam Sandler

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar. — Adam Sandler

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. — Adam Sandler

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies. — Adam Sandler

The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy. — Adam Sandler

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all. — Adam Sandler

When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be. — Adam Sandler

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading. — Adam Sandler

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell. — Adam Sandler

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine. — Adam Sandler

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop. — Adam Sandler

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands. — Adam Sandler

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents. — Adam Sandler

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. — Adam Sandler

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh." — Adam Sandler

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell] — Adam Sandler

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone. — Adam Sandler

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew! — Adam Sandler

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick. — Adam Sandler

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call. — Adam Sandler

The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, "Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow? — Adam Sandler

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead. — Adam Sandler

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for. — Adam Sandler

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think. — Adam Sandler

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron. — Adam Sandler

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit. — Adam Sandler

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect. — Adam Sandler

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends. — Adam Sandler

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister. — Adam Sandler

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there. — Adam Sandler

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at. — Adam Sandler

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up. — Adam Sandler

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. — Adam Sandler

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it. — Adam Sandler

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles. — Adam Sandler

I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie. — Adam Sandler

My hobbies are run-on sentences. — Adam Sandler

I grew up cursing a lot. — Adam Sandler

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised. — Adam Sandler

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that. — Adam Sandler

I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit. — Adam Sandler

Life Lessons by Adam Sandler

1. Adam Sandler teaches us to stay true to ourselves and not to take life too seriously. He shows us that it is ok to laugh at ourselves and to enjoy life's simple pleasures.
2. He also reminds us to stay humble and to never forget where we come from, no matter how successful we become.
3. Finally, Adam Sandler encourages us to stay focused on our goals and to never give up on our dreams.