110+ Amy Sedaris Quotes On Friendship, Being And And Marriage

Amy Sedaris is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is best known for her roles in the Comedy Central television series Strangers with Candy, as well as for her appearances on Late Night with David Letterman and The Colbert Report. She is also the author of several books, including I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence and Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Amy Sedaris on love, friendship, life.

Top 10 Amy Sedaris Quotes

1. Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
2. Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
3. Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
4. I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
5. I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
6. although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.
7. I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
8. Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
9. You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
10. My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

Amy Sedaris Short Quotes

• Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.
• I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
• My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
• I have no desire to carry a movie.
• I always find something to keep me busy.
• I am an aging Girl Scout.
• I'm not a first-place person.
• I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.
• I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
• I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.

Amy Sedaris Quotes About Love

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years. — Amy Sedaris

That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning and repetition. If I do something and it gets a laugh, I don't want to do it again. Why bother? I'm just repeating myself. It's boring. — Amy Sedaris

I love depressing movies and depressing books. — Amy Sedaris

I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love. — Amy Sedaris

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven. — Amy Sedaris

I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake looking. The cook books now look so much like magazines, you'll never make food that looks like that. I'd rather see it the ugly way than they way they do it now. — Amy Sedaris

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. — Amy Sedaris

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. — Amy Sedaris

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris — Amy Sedaris

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop. — Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Quotes About People

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. — Amy Sedaris

Usually, the best ideas come from other people's good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas. — Amy Sedaris

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. — Amy Sedaris

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything. — Amy Sedaris

I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like. — Amy Sedaris

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there. — Amy Sedaris

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always interesting to me. — Amy Sedaris

I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way. — Amy Sedaris

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that. — Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Quotes About Pretty

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out. — Amy Sedaris

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. — Amy Sedaris

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people. — Amy Sedaris

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. — Amy Sedaris

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. — Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Quotes About Attractive

I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm. — Amy Sedaris

I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentable. That, to me, just touches me. — Amy Sedaris

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive. — Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris Famous Quotes And Sayings

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school. — Amy Sedaris

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs. — Amy Sedaris

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires. — Amy Sedaris

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt. — Amy Sedaris

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing. — Amy Sedaris

I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.' — Amy Sedaris

Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants. — Amy Sedaris

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. — Amy Sedaris

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. — Amy Sedaris

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school. — Amy Sedaris

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean? — Amy Sedaris

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good. — Amy Sedaris

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head. — Amy Sedaris

My characters always like themselves. — Amy Sedaris

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him. — Amy Sedaris

When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly. — Amy Sedaris

I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.". — Amy Sedaris

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again. — Amy Sedaris

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off. — Amy Sedaris

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables. — Amy Sedaris

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. — Amy Sedaris

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris

If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit. — Amy Sedaris

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it. — Amy Sedaris

I did shoplift but I didn't get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy. — Amy Sedaris

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed. — Amy Sedaris

If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me. — Amy Sedaris

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night. — Amy Sedaris

Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen. — Amy Sedaris

Books are challenging and inspirational to me. — Amy Sedaris

I like to be the one in charge of everything. — Amy Sedaris

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff. — Amy Sedaris

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. — Amy Sedaris

I need a costume to be convinced that I'm somebody else. Otherwise, it's just me. It's just Amy saying lines. I haven't really become somebody else. And what's the fun in that? — Amy Sedaris

If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun. — Amy Sedaris

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school. — Amy Sedaris

Exercise your imagination muscle! How many uses can you come up with for a flowerpot? Write down your answers. But don't write them in this book. Grab a separate sheet of paper. I didn't spend two and a half weeks writing a book just so you could mark up the pages with your silly ideas for things you can do with a flowerpot. When it comes down to it, what's wrong with a flowerpot not being a flowerpot? Why is nothing ever good enough for you? — Amy Sedaris

I live in the moment. — Amy Sedaris

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy. — Amy Sedaris

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there. — Amy Sedaris

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music. — Amy Sedaris

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great. — Amy Sedaris

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. — Amy Sedaris

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. — Amy Sedaris

I swear I want to be a food model. — Amy Sedaris

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am. — Amy Sedaris

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives. — Amy Sedaris

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been. — Amy Sedaris

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals. — Amy Sedaris

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination. — Amy Sedaris

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends. — Amy Sedaris

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. — Amy Sedaris

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people. — Amy Sedaris

I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it. — Amy Sedaris

I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash. — Amy Sedaris

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. — Amy Sedaris

I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole evening of the whole month. — Amy Sedaris

Crafting, or 'making things,' has always been a delightful pastime of mine because it requires putting common elements together in order to achieve a lovely something that nobody needs. — Amy Sedaris

Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it. — Amy Sedaris

I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even when I'm offered work, I always want small parts. When it comes to things that other people have written, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm terrible at memorizing a script and reading lines. I get confused and I don't understand and it just looks fake to me. It's more difficult for me to be creative that way. — Amy Sedaris

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time. — Amy Sedaris

If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening. — Amy Sedaris

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good. — Amy Sedaris

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it. — Amy Sedaris

Life Lessons by Amy Sedaris

1. Amy Sedaris teaches us to never take ourselves too seriously and to always find the humor in life.
2. She also encourages us to be creative and to think outside the box when it comes to problem solving and finding success.
3. Finally, her work emphasizes the importance of collaboration and working with others to create something truly unique and special.