Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughan on money
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

Bill Vaughan on society
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The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan on taxation
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Bill Vaughan on america
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees then names the streets after them.

Bill Vaughan on suburbia
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If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

Bill Vaughan on actors
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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughan on funny
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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Bill Vaughan on learn
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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Bill Vaughan on delivers
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

Bill Vaughan on society
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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Bill Vaughan on nice
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.

A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Bill Vaughan on leaves
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About Bill Vaughan

Name Bill Vaughan
Quotes 28 quotes
Nationality American
Profession Journalist
Birthday October 16
About 
Top topics problem, people, year, poor, bulldozes

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Bill Vaughan on conformity
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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Bill Vaughan on appliances
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

Bill Vaughan on children
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Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Bill Vaughan on adds
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

Bill Vaughan on smoking
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Bill Vaughan on age
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Bill Vaughan on insects
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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate.

Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

Bill Vaughan on politics
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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Bill Vaughan on fitness
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To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.

Bill Vaughan on true
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Bill Vaughan on patriotism
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The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Bill Vaughan on ant
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In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Bill Vaughan on early
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan on atomic
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The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan on collector
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