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Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.


There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.


Some folks are wise and some otherwise.


The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.




A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.


A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.


Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.


Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.


I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.

  • age

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.


The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.


Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.


Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.


One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.


Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.


I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.


In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

  • age

It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.


The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.


It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.

  • forgiveness

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.


A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.


There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy it.


There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.


There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.

  • fools

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.


If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.


Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.


Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

  • fools

Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, get your breakfast first.




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A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.


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Top Josh Billings quotes about life

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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.


Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

  • life

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

  • life

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

  • life

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

  • life

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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

  • time

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.


There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.


I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.


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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.

  • fools

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.

  • fools

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

  • fools

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.


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Top Josh Billings quotes about advice

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

  • advice

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

  • advice

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

  • advice

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

  • advice

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Top Josh Billings quotes about poverty

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I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.


Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

  • poverty

Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

  • poverty

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To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.


There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.


As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.


Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.




Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.

  • debt

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.


I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.

  • poverty

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.


Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.


Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.


Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

  • life

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.

  • control

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

  • experience

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.


Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

  • advice

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.


Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

  • forgiveness

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.


I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.


Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

  • poverty

There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?


Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

  • men

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.


Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

  • life

It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.


Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.


Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.


As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.


To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.


The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.


Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.


Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.

  • experience

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.


The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.

  • knowledge

Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.


Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.

  • life

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to his fighting weight.

  • adversity

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.


Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.


The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.


Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

  • poverty

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.


Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

  • knowledge

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

  • love

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.


The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.


Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

  • marriage

The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.


There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

  • life

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.


Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.


There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

  • fitness

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.


The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.


Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.


About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.


To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.


There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

  • change

Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words.


The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

  • best

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

  • animals

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.


If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles. Safe on her own nose all the time.

  • happiness

The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod.


Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.


Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.


Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.

  • wisdom

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

  • carefully

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.


I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am the most certain of the first time.


The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.


If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

  • happiness

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.


A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

  • happiness

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.


There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

  • funny

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.


Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

  • advice

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

  • life

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.


When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

  • advice

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When was Josh Billings birthday? Josh Billings was born on April 21, 1818.

Who is Josh Billings? Some facts about Josh Billings from biography. Josh Billings was the pen name of humorist born Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was perhaps the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the second half of the 19th century after Mark Twain, although his reputation has not fared so well with later generations.... Read more about Josh Billings on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Josh Billings on YouTube.

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Time
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