Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.— Josh Billings
The most promising Josh Billings quotes that are life-changing and eye-opening
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
A dog is the only creature on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency;
and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.
I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.
As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
Wise men have but few confidants, and cunning ones none.
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.