You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

— Charlaine Harris

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Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered.

"I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

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And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

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You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

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Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

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Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time.

That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.

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My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

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Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.

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You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

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Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

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"I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." "Like a fungus?

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Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

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Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.

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About Charlaine Harris

Quotes 255 sayings
Profession Author
Birthday November 25, 1951

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

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You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

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The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.

But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.

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I have a big hole in my heart," I said.

"But it'll close over." I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil," she said. "But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?" That's good advice," I said. "I hope I can manage it.

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I've often wished when I started a book I knew what was going to happen.

I talked to writers who write 80-page outlines, and I'm just in awe of that.

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I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love, adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia.

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But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.

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Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool

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Who wants a bag of bones?” he said, with absolute sincerity.

“I don’t want to hurt myself on the sharp edges of the woman I’m bedding.

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I certainly think we're going to see more and more graphic novels and more illustrated novels.

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Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

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It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest.

“I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.

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I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you. -- Eric Northman

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Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

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Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

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We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.

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You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

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You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We’re all kept alive by magic, Sookie. My magic’s just a little different from yours, that’s all.

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If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.

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It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too.

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Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!

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You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

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I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games.

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I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.

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I did what I have been told to do by my queen.

In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't." "The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock.

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My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

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Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

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Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

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You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

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He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth.

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There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

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It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

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You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.

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Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

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I am here," Eric said. "And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique. "Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm. "Eric, my big bullshitter.

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Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter

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