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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.


Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.


It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.


Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.




Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.


When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?


No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.


When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.


That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.


It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.


The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.


If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?


Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.


The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

  • being

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.


People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.


I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.


If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?


The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.


All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.


Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.


A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.


More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

  • bad

I don't want to die without any scars.

  • death

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.


You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.


We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.


For years now, I've wanted to fall asleep. The sort of slipping off, the giving up, the falling part of sleep. Now sleeping is the last thing I want to do.


I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. I am Jack's Broken Heart.


Masochism is a valuable job skill.

  • job



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If you flee from the things your fear, there's no resolution.


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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will.


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Top Chuck Palahniuk quotes about life

What are the best life quotes by Chuck Palahniuk? Top Chuck Palahniuk sayings and quotes about life.


You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

  • beautiful

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

  • life

You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.

  • future

At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

  • life

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.


Skinny guys fight till they're burger.


Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it. How this feels is I'm just another task in God's daily planner: the Italian Renaissance penciled in for right after the Dark Ages. ... The Information Age is scheduled immediately after the Industrial Revolution. Then the Postmodern Era, then the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Famine. Check. Pestilence. Check. War. Check. Death. Check. And between the big events, the earthquakes and the tidal waves, God's got me squeezed in for a cameo appearance. Then maybe in thirty years, or maybe next year, God's daily planner has me finished.

  • life

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

  • life

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I don't want to die without any scars.

  • death

I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.


Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.

  • fight

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

  • fight

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Top Chuck Palahniuk quotes about tyler

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I don't want to die without any scars.

  • death

I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.

  • god

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.

  • fight

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

  • fight

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Top Chuck Palahniuk quotes about god

What are the best god quotes by Chuck Palahniuk? Top Chuck Palahniuk sayings and quotes about god.


Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.

  • family

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

  • boring

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.


I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.

  • god

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Top Chuck Palahniuk quotes about minute

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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

  • beautiful

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

  • effort

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.


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At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

  • life

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

  • different

When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

  • future

By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.

  • age



Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.


Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.


The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.


You have to give up! you have to give up! You have to realize that someday you will die, Until you know that, you are useless!


You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.

  • breath

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?


Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

  • big

Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.


If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

  • end

The answer is there is no answer.


Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

  • alligators

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.


If you're going to read this, don't bother.


Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?


The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on. If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. You can change the way people live their lives. That's the only lasting thing you can create.


All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that.


You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

  • fight

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.


Uno empieza con las pajas y llega a las orgías. Uno fuma un poco de hierba y acaba metiéndose caballo. Es esta cultura nuestra de lo más grande, lo más fuerte, lo más rápido y lo mejor. La palabra clave es progresar. En América, si tu adicción no se renueva y mejora constantemente, eres un perdedor.


Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it. How this feels is I'm just another task in God's daily planner: the Italian Renaissance penciled in for right after the Dark Ages. ... The Information Age is scheduled immediately after the Industrial Revolution. Then the Postmodern Era, then the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Famine. Check. Pestilence. Check. War. Check. Death. Check. And between the big events, the earthquakes and the tidal waves, God's got me squeezed in for a cameo appearance. Then maybe in thirty years, or maybe next year, God's daily planner has me finished.

  • life

Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality.

  • death

At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.

  • first

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

  • alone

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.

  • first

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

  • family

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.

  • fight

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...


The things you used to own, now they own you.


Es gracioso que la belleza del arte tenga mucho más que ver con el marco que con la obra de arte en sí misma.


Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

  • fight

I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off.

  • god

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.

  • addictions

You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.

  • life

You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.


What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

  • anything

You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.


People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

  • big

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

  • big

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.


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Part 3
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Part 4
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