7+ Corey Ford Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Corey Ford quotes and sayings.

Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend. — Corey Ford

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night. — Corey Ford

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words — Corey Ford

Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead. — Corey Ford

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that his world is unstable, and wonders whether he is expected to walk on his hind legs and learn to smoke cigars. — Corey Ford

A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding. — Corey Ford

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. — Corey Ford