If you're going to have sex, use a condom.— Dennis Rodman
The most whopping Dennis Rodman quotes that will activate your inner potential
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.
Don't let what other people think decide who you are.
My rookie year, I was very immature.
I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.
If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, 'Kim,' to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose.
I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie.
I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas.
The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.
Create havoc, create destruction.
I'll be the judge of my own manliness.
For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse.
But all the other girls get paid more than I do.
They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.
I can score 20 points if I want to, but that's not my desire.
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.
I felt like calling attention to AIDS.
I had the AIDS ribbon colored into my hair during the playoffs in '95.
I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.
Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?
Shaq is not the man. He's the man because the NBA wants him to be the man, but before you can be the man, you've got to be the man.
If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress.
A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.
Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know.
Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
The people at the top of the league think they need to rein me in so I don't become another Michael Jordan, somebody they aren't able to mold and shape and make their puppet.
When a high-profile personality lives like I do, everybody thinks that person is fated to die young.
I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.
I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.
I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.
For years the league has thought I've been on drugs.
I would have burned out a long time ago if that was true.
I'm trying to find new ways to make this game more attractive.
I don't fit into the mold of the NBA man, and I think I've been punished financially for it.
Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.
The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.
The NBA's chosen ones think I'm setting a bad example? I think they need to look around and stop taking themselves so seriously.
I spent my whole childhood looking for an escape.
Black culture is something I don't relate to much at all.
I understand what rappers are talking about.
I think rap is less about educating people about the black community and more about making money.
Some people want to have controversy between the races.
I'm starting to see players copy what I do. I'm flattered.
I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven.
Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.
Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.
The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team, you're the property of that team for 24 hours a day.
I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.
I've got to give Larry Bird his due; he was a great player. He knew the game and he was smart.
I only weigh 220, so I have to do something to keep from being tossed around by all the guys who weigh 250 and more. I train hard, but I don't try to get too big.