People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!— Edwin Edwards
The most cheerful Edwin Edwards quotes to get the best of your day
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy