People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!
— Edwin Edwards
The most cheerful Edwin Edwards quotes to get the best of your day
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy
