Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

— Evelyn Waugh

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One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.

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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

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I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

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The truth is that Oxford is simply a very beautiful city in which it is convenient to segregate a certain number of the young of the nation while they are growing up.

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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.

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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

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Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way.

What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

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... To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.

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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.

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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can't trust a person.

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Properly understood, style is not a seductive decoration added to a functional structure; it is of the essence of a work of art. The necessary elements of style are lucidity, elegance, and individuality; these three qualities combine to form a preservative which ensures the nearest approximation to permanence in the fugitive art of letters.

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About Evelyn Waugh

Quotes 198 sayings
Nationality English
Profession Author
Birthday October 16

He wasn't a complete human being at all.

He was a tiny bit of one, unnaturally developed; something in a bottle, an organ kept alive in a laboratory. I thought he was a sort of primitive savage, but he was something absolutely modern and up-to-date that only this ghastly age could produce. A tiny bit of a man pretending to be whole.

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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.

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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.

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But I was in search of love in those days, and I went full of curiosity and the faint, unrecognized apprehension that here, at last, I should find that low door in the wall, which others, I knew, had found before me, which opened on an enclosed and enchanted garden, which was somewhere, not overlooked by any window, in the heart of that grey city.

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The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them.

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One can write, think and pray exclusively of others; dreams are all egocentric.

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Beware of writing to me. I always answer ... My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing letters. If someone thanked him for a wedding present, he thanked them for thanking him and there was no end to the exchange but death.

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There is a species of person called a 'Modern Churchman' who draws the full salary of a beneficed clergyman and need not commit himself to any religious belief.

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Yes, cider and tinned salmon are the staple diet of the agricultural classes.

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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.

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I've always been bad. Probably I shall be bad again, punished again. But the worse I am, the more I need God. I can't shut myself out from His mercy. ... Or it may be a private bargain between me and God, that if I give up this one thing I want so much, however bad I am, He won't quite despair of me in the end.

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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it.

Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.

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It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active.

It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher

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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.

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It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

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We schoolmasters must temper discretion with deceit.

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Evelyn Waugh: How do you get your main pleasure in life, Sir William? Sir William Beveridge: I get mine trying to leave the world a better place than I found it. Waugh: I get mine spreading alarm and despondency and I get more satisfaction than you do.

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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.

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Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.

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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors;

it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.

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O God, make me good, but not yet.

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Don't hold your parents up to contempt.

After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.

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We possess nothing certainly except the past

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We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.

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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.

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My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned.

Now I despise all my seven children equally.

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Conversation should be like juggling;

up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.

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I think to be oversensitive about cliches is like being oversensitive about table manners.

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For in that city [New York] there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.

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I have a good mind not to take Aloysius to Venice.

I don't want him to meet a lot of horrid Italian bears and pick up bad habits.

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We are American at puberty. We die French.

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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic - that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.

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If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper.

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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.

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