George Ade Quotes

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic;

in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.