I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

— Greg Gutfeld

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The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

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Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

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Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

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The Islamophobia phobes, (ph) the writers and the editors and the talking heads who deny an existence of evil while blaming those who speak up. There no difference - different than the apologists for communism. As communism killed millions, they, they denied it.

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Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

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I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

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Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking.

And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

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I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple.

And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

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I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump.

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Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically incorrect. And nobody wants to lose their job, it comes from the top. I think they lack the manpower to do their jobs. It's not about changing the FBI; it's about changing the way they do business.

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Republicans do actually care about health care.

They just don't care about government-run health care.

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If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.

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About Greg Gutfeld

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I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.

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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.

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The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

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I need somebody to Trump-xplain(ph) this, because I don`t understand it.

I`ve heard people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women - a woman`s face.I just wanted to hear somebody defend this as well, because it just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says.

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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.

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Planned Parenthood's entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don't call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that's why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought.

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Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race.

He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

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Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there?

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We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ more Human Rights Commissions. It's a bounty system where the prizes are business owner's heads. And so as restaurants go broke, tourists get stabbed. That's human rights in New York. And perhaps America.

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[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.

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We have two nations, and it's not black or white.

It's red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don't know how to deal with the constituency; they're terrified.

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Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

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I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.

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The media is Obama's scandal condom.

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How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?

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Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

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Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you.

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Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.

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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.

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The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names.

Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.

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What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed.

Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.

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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

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The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.

Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

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When you are so obsessed with identity politics it's not healthy because you're constantly worried about how you're perceived as opposed to your achievements. Once your identity becomes your achievement then you run into serious problems.

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I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces.

It's time to embrace the metric system.

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Lion is a beautiful creature. It's a wonderful creature. But it's easy outrage. And I also believe that this kind of outrage is a consequence of a moral cowardice in the face of other evil, that you transfer your impotence about other - in other arenas to this, because you know that people will agree with you that this is really bad, but there are serious outrages out there that are bigger than a lion.

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They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there isn't any supporter backup. If you make a mistake as a plumber, you know, you fix it and everything goes on or you get sued. But if you make a mistake as a cop, you are more infamous than Jesse James, everything's over.

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If you throw the baby away, that's garbage.

But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life. Well, you just threw away a baby but the heart's valuable. That's the horror and the terror and the hypocrisy that nobody can understand. We base communities on the idea of protecting children based on the sacrifice of adults. Adults work and die so that their next generation would grow and prosper.

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Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?

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We need somebody that can unify a country in spite of a vocal powerful media that's intent on division. It's not about winning the media. It's about winning the people, and I don't think it's necessarily persuasive to eat - to cannibalize yourself. I think that you have to pick the winner.

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It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.

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The problem with Republicans and Conservatives is we attack each other.

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Because a part of the entire [Donald] Trump experience or whatever this last six months [of 2015] has been sort of feels like we`ve been living in a dream, but this is all actually happening.I mean, it`s great to be a political journalist in this time. It`s about the rhetoric. You hear his supporters on the campaign trail say we`re glad he`s not politically correct.

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Homeland Security was rejecting, is rejecting terms like Jihad.

They don't want to use terms like Jihad or Sharia, because they feel that alienates the youth in terms of propagandizing. However, an imam can talk about the killing of gays. To fight a cult, which is, this is the cult, you have to use the terminology of the cult, because how else can you explain what the cult and its practices are?

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If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two.

Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.

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Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

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It's easy to whip up resentment against anything that smacks with authority.

Nobody ever organizes over pan handlers. So even if a cop is black, like the three arrested in Baltimore, or one dead in Mississippi, the hard left uses race as the underlying cause. It's why there are no defiant marches when policemen are killed.

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