110+ Greg Gutfeld Quotes On Education, Politics And Israel

Greg Gutfeld is an American television personality, author, editor, and comedian. He is the host of the Fox News Channel program The Greg Gutfeld Show and a co-host of The Five. Gutfeld is known for his humorous and often controversial takes on current events and political issues. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Greg Gutfeld on leadership, education, politics.

Top 10 Greg Gutfeld Quotes

1. The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.
2. Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
3. Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency
4. I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
5. Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
6. Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
7. I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.
8. Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care.
9. I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.
10. I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump.

Greg Gutfeld Short Quotes

• The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.
• Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
• I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.
• When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.
• Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.
• What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
• Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
• I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
• If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
• I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.

Greg Gutfeld Quotes About Politics

Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round. — Greg Gutfeld

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld

The media is Obama's scandal condom. — Greg Gutfeld

Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you. — Greg Gutfeld

Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day. — Greg Gutfeld

When you are so obsessed with identity politics it's not healthy because you're constantly worried about how you're perceived as opposed to your achievements. Once your identity becomes your achievement then you run into serious problems. — Greg Gutfeld

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives. — Greg Gutfeld

The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them. — Greg Gutfeld

[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them. — Greg Gutfeld

Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror? — Greg Gutfeld

Greg Gutfeld Quotes About Fox News

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music. — Greg Gutfeld

We often mock Barack Obama for whining about Fox News. So it's now what Donald Trump is doing? Should we be mocking him for doing the same thing? I know. It is hypocritical if we don't. — Greg Gutfeld

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped. — Greg Gutfeld

Greg Gutfeld Famous Quotes And Sayings

The Islamophobia phobes, (ph) the writers and the editors and the talking heads who deny an existence of evil while blaming those who speak up. There no difference - different than the apologists for communism. As communism killed millions, they, they denied it. — Greg Gutfeld

If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind. — Greg Gutfeld

Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically incorrect. And nobody wants to lose their job, it comes from the top. I think they lack the manpower to do their jobs. It's not about changing the FBI; it's about changing the way they do business. — Greg Gutfeld

I need somebody to Trump-xplain(ph) this, because I don`t understand it.I`ve heard people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women - a woman`s face.I just wanted to hear somebody defend this as well, because it just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says. — Greg Gutfeld

Planned Parenthood's entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don't call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that's why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought. — Greg Gutfeld

Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? — Greg Gutfeld

We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ more Human Rights Commissions. It's a bounty system where the prizes are business owner's heads. And so as restaurants go broke, tourists get stabbed. That's human rights in New York. And perhaps America. — Greg Gutfeld

I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile. — Greg Gutfeld

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe. — Greg Gutfeld

The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple. — Greg Gutfeld

[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters. — Greg Gutfeld

We have two nations, and it's not black or white. It's red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don't know how to deal with the constituency; they're terrified. — Greg Gutfeld

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria? — Greg Gutfeld

Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil. — Greg Gutfeld

Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show. — Greg Gutfeld

He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats. — Greg Gutfeld

What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia. — Greg Gutfeld

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. — Greg Gutfeld

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive. — Greg Gutfeld

Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld

Good people suddenly don't turn bad. — Greg Gutfeld

We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive. — Greg Gutfeld

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots. — Greg Gutfeld

Republicans are systematically and deliberately trying to stop millions of American citizens from voting. What part of democracy are they afraid of? I call on Republicans at all levels of government, with all manner of ambition, to stop fear mongering about a phantom epidemic of election fraud. I'm calling for universal, automatic voter registration, every citizen in every state in the union. — Greg Gutfeld

Monitoring activities is neither new or intrusive. We did that with communities in terms of getting rid of the mob. And cops, believe me, do not want to do this. Do you think they really want to listen to you chant five times a day. However, you should look on the bright side: you might convert them. — Greg Gutfeld

92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars. — Greg Gutfeld

There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end. — Greg Gutfeld

You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you. — Greg Gutfeld

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia. — Greg Gutfeld

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down. — Greg Gutfeld

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. — Greg Gutfeld

Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore. — Greg Gutfeld

There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government is to let it kill itself. It's suicide by gluttony. Right now, the government is approaching Fat Elvis during those years in the '70s right before he croaked on the toilet seat. Basically ObamaCare is a huge tray of bacon and banana sandwiches. And it could happen in our lifetimes. — Greg Gutfeld

When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out. — Greg Gutfeld

Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can't man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument. — Greg Gutfeld

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long? — Greg Gutfeld

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody. — Greg Gutfeld

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. — Greg Gutfeld

Adults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And once you've accepted this idea that you can use this tissue to make yourself healthier, what's to stop you from making it into a nutritional supplement? What's to stop you from any kind of weird, bizarre, amoral act because you've already made the leap? — Greg Gutfeld

The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse. — Greg Gutfeld

I agree and I disagree in the sense that I think that he [Donald Trump] has a fondness for autocrats, but at the same time, isn't he talking about like perception of defending your country. — Greg Gutfeld

If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great. — Greg Gutfeld

America is like the greatest hit of the world. — Greg Gutfeld

The world understands that our country could solve all conflicts with military solutions, but we won't because we have leaders and we have a moral responsibility but we have also have a political - we have a political leader who is scared and who is raised on the idea that American force is the true evil. — Greg Gutfeld

I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion. — Greg Gutfeld

We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse. — Greg Gutfeld

The most problematic word in America is the word "problematic." It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist. — Greg Gutfeld

Let's be clear about what people never say about Playboy on television. It was nothing more than an instrument for onanism. That's what it was. And the Internet co-opted that industry of self- gratification. There is no necessity for lonely men or teenagers to use Playboy. It turns out no one bought that magazine for the articles ever; it was used for only one thing. — Greg Gutfeld

Imagine if today, they invented a religion that advocated the killing of gays. We would not tolerate that. However, Islam is a religion that advocates that. — Greg Gutfeld

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld

American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They're not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they're happy to exist in this dependant decline. — Greg Gutfeld

So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too. — Greg Gutfeld

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites. — Greg Gutfeld

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over. — Greg Gutfeld

Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans. — Greg Gutfeld

I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. — Greg Gutfeld

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense? — Greg Gutfeld

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. — Greg Gutfeld

Politicians, you know Harry Reid hates you. We get it. But when somebody from "The New York Times" or "The Washington Post" is saying this stuff, that's different, that's offensive, that's wrong. — Greg Gutfeld

The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours — Greg Gutfeld

The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar. — Greg Gutfeld

A CNN poll shows both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump in the general. Are republicans about to elect a loser? Who knows? But at least we can say it sells great. Then in 2032, we can nominate Justin Bieber and start all over again. — Greg Gutfeld

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare? — Greg Gutfeld

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true. — Greg Gutfeld

People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy. — Greg Gutfeld

You also wonder if a restaurant placed an ad that read, "Only homeless need apply," would they get fined? Probably not. But if they said, "No homeless apply," they would be transient bigots. For as bureaucrats use language to punish the lawful, they use tolerance to coddle the troubled. — Greg Gutfeld

The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war. — Greg Gutfeld

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator. — Greg Gutfeld

Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy. — Greg Gutfeld

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive. — Greg Gutfeld

I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur. — Greg Gutfeld

When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken. — Greg Gutfeld

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible. — Greg Gutfeld

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld

There's an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that's true. — Greg Gutfeld

The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world? — Greg Gutfeld

Celebrities are the doormats to power. — Greg Gutfeld

Security should not be a black and white thing. — Greg Gutfeld

When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money. — Greg Gutfeld

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could — Greg Gutfeld

It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud. — Greg Gutfeld

It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself. — Greg Gutfeld

Life Lessons by Greg Gutfeld

1. Greg Gutfeld's work emphasizes the importance of having a strong sense of self-confidence and self-belief in order to be successful.
2. He also emphasizes the importance of being able to think critically and not simply accept popular opinions without question.
3. Finally, his work demonstrates the value of having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at yourself and the world around you.