Women with whiskers... its a bummer.— Phil Robertson
The most delighting Phil Robertson quotes that are life-changing and eye-opening
If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.
I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors.
The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.
Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He's provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives - not only around the dinner table but all day long.
My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.
Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.
I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.
I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.
A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot
We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.
You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room.
I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go in the tub, and I'd sneak them out so my fellow students on both sides wouldn't see all that, you know. I'd clean fish up there and all.
Basically, I don't ever move too far past the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus, because it's of first importance. And I make sure it's of first importance with anyone I'm talking to. It all comes down to that, really, when you get right down to it. So it's not complex. Jesus removed our sins and guarantees we can be raised from the dead.
Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.
Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes.
Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we've set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.
Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go.
I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.
' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'
We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television.
You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.
Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.
Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ
My prayer was always: 'Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You: but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.'
I'm with the blacks, because we’re white trash.
We’re going across the field … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’ - not a word!
Jesus Christ was the most perfect being to ever walk this planet and he was persecuted and nailed to the cross … so please don’t be surprised when we get a little static.
Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them .
.. 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way.
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.
I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years.
My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets in it. He might have died of lead poisoning. Now that is eating a lot of game!
It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them.
Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'
Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.
Women with women, men with men, they committed indecent acts with one another, and they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversions. They’re full of murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless. They invent ways of doing evil.
I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.
We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell.
That's the Almighty's job. We just love 'em, give 'em the good news about Jesus - whether they're homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort 'em out later, you see what I'm saying?
If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.
I enjoy almost all of the game we kill.
I only like to eat game that I have cleaned. I guess duck and dressing are still one of my favorites. We prefer fat green-winged teal or wood ducks for our dressing.
Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.
Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the - as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I've noticed ever change their mind.
Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.
When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'
If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible.
.. now there's the complete package of womanhood.
Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.
I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater.
If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.
If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.
Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.