9+ J. B. Morton Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best J. B. Morton quotes and sayings.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. — J. B. Morton

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J. B. Morton

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. — J. B. Morton

Wagner is the Puccini of music. — J. B. Morton

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances. — J. B. Morton

Economy: cutting down other people's wages. — J. B. Morton

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J. B. Morton

A library is a room where the murders take place. — J. B. Morton

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed. — J. B. Morton