54+ Jean Kerr Quotes On Education, Success And Teamwork

Jean Kerr was an American playwright, author, and humorist. She wrote the plays Mary, Mary and The Grass Harp, as well as the book Please Don't Eat the Daisies. She was also known for her witty and humorous observations on the modern American family. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Jean Kerr on education, life, success.

Top 10 Jean Kerr Quotes

1. A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
2. Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
3. I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
4. The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
5. Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
6. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
7. I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
8. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
9. Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
10. Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

Jean Kerr Short Quotes

• The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
• Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.
• I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
• Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
• When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.
• Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.
• It takes at least one to make a marriage.
• I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.
• I will read anything rather than work.
• I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

Jean Kerr Quotes About People

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents. — Jean Kerr

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. — Jean Kerr

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you. — Jean Kerr

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. — Jean Kerr

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil. — Jean Kerr

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Famous Quotes And Sayings

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. — Jean Kerr

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. — Jean Kerr

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. — Jean Kerr

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives. — Jean Kerr

It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier for the shippers. ... If they had to spend hours and hours putting handlebars onto bicycles ... they would repent their ways and deliver something that looked like a rocking horse and not like the result of a small street accident. — Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something. — Jean Kerr

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning — Jean Kerr

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. — Jean Kerr

Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing. — Jean Kerr

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure. — Jean Kerr

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count). — Jean Kerr

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts. — Jean Kerr

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. — Jean Kerr

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs. — Jean Kerr

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! — Jean Kerr

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. — Jean Kerr

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. — Jean Kerr

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there. — Jean Kerr

... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved. — Jean Kerr

Life Lessons by Jean Kerr

1. Jean Kerr's works often explore the complexities of relationships between men and women, emphasizing the importance of communication and understanding.
2. Her plays also highlight the power of humor, showing how it can help us to navigate difficult situations and bring us closer together.
3. Through her works, Jean Kerr reminds us of the importance of finding joy in life, no matter the circumstances.