110+ Jennifer Aniston Quotes On Morhood, Relationships And Funny

Top 10 Jennifer Aniston Quotes (BEST)

  1. I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
  2. People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.
  3. If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice.
  4. I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
  5. You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
  6. I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.
  7. The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
  8. It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying.
  9. It's okay to treat yourself once in awhile. I'm not going to stop eating Mexican food!
  10. I think there comes a point where you have to grow up and get over yourself, lighten up…and forgive

Jennifer Aniston Short Quotes

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  • My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.
  • Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos they're rebellious.
  • I just want to keep trying to surprise myself and I want to keep challenging myself.
  • I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the hell!' and did something crazy.
  • I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
  • The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I literally lost my breath!
  • What inspires you, what excites you when you wake up in the morning?
  • My approach is just being conscious of everything.
  • I’ve been hit by a truck in love.
  • I will always speak my mind.
 quote Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

Jennifer Aniston Quotes On Love

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I don't know. I don't like girls whining and complaining about wanting a man! I never liked "Sex and the City", the kind of thing where women only feel empowered once they find The Man. It is just not up my alley. I don't believe in it. There is nothing you can control about love. — Jennifer Aniston

That's been my forever love affair - Mexican food. But yeah it has to be something savory or cheesy. I'm not tempted by sweets. — Jennifer Aniston

If you only love 70% of yourself, that's what is going to come back to you. — Jennifer Aniston

True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily. — Jennifer Aniston

I admit I love clothes and I buy clothes. But they sit in my closet. I like a pair of comfy pants, flip flops and a t- shirt. And when we pick a restaurant, my criteria is: Where can I wear this?. — Jennifer Aniston

I'm excited about what the future holds. I'm not a fortune-teller; I have no idea how it will play out. People say, "What are you going to do?" I don't know. I kind of love that not knowing. — Jennifer Aniston

I really feel lovely when I get up with my sweetheart. When I depart a photograph shoot, as a result of someway miracles have been labored. — Jennifer Aniston

When I come residence from an evening out with my honey and my make-up's just a little smudged. I have many moments when I really feel lovely. It's all about having that inside confidence. — Jennifer Aniston

I can't write. I would love to. I don't really have an interest in it, to be honest. I'll leave that to my fiance. — Jennifer Aniston

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Quotes On Relationships

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When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain. — Jennifer Aniston

Relationships are two people; everyone is accountable. A lot goes into a relationship coming together, and a lot goes into a relationship falling apart. Even if it's 98 percent the other person's fault, it's 2 percent yours.... You can only clean up your side of the street. — Jennifer Aniston

I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness. — Jennifer Aniston

I really do believe it you can live through remodeling a home, you can live the rest of your lives together. — Jennifer Aniston

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Quotes On Life

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People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don't. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That is a necessary part of life. I don't want to say laughter is healing, because it sounds corny, but it's a release. — Jennifer Aniston

Yoga changed my life. Have fun and work hard because it will totally pay off. — Jennifer Aniston

If our bodies aren't being taken care of then our work starts to suffer and we're not getting the most from our daily lives. — Jennifer Aniston

Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you made more. — Jennifer Aniston

Being this side of 40 feels like what I should have felt being this side of 25: in my body, in my heart, happy with my life, and OK with whatever bumps in the road present themselves. — Jennifer Aniston

I think there's something so wonderful about being part of the process from the seed of the idea to seeing it come to life on a screen. And to have a hand in that creatively, not just showing up as an actor for hire. — Jennifer Aniston

It's a real gift when you find someone to share your life with. — Jennifer Aniston

She [Mandy Ingber] brought yoga into my life. It completely changed my life . . . It's one of the most fun workouts I've ever had . . . So have fun and work hard because it will totally pay off. — Jennifer Aniston

Don't wait until life has given you an expiration date to live. — Jennifer Aniston

Because I was never a 'where do you see yourself in five years' person. I had no idea, and I didn't have a checklist, which really creates a lot less stress in your life. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Quotes On Funny

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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston

She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly. — Jennifer Aniston

Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Quotes On People

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I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection. People would say to me, 'Don't you want to have a normal job and a normal family?' I guess that would be good advice for some people, but I wanted to act. — Jennifer Aniston

Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends - your own chosen family. There's nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing. — Jennifer Aniston

You just have to work really hard to tune out the noise and the static. Because it gets louder, and people really have an opinion, and you don't want to shy away from taking chances for fear of what people will say, or living in the wreckage of the future [of] what may be if I do this. — Jennifer Aniston

I don't like [the pressure] that people put on me, on women, that you've failed yourself as a female because you haven't procreated. This continually is said about me: that I was so career-driven and focused on myself; that I don't want to be a mother, and how selfish that is. — Jennifer Aniston

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me. — Jennifer Aniston

I think more and more young people are catching on when it comes to certain healthy behaviors, much more than I did when I was younger. — Jennifer Aniston

I love to entertain. And I love the sound of people enjoying themselves. — Jennifer Aniston

I'm really happy. Really! I think people honestly just want to see me as a mum and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. And I just want to say, 'Everybody, relax! It's going to happen.' — Jennifer Aniston

There was the period where I wanted to be a therapist, if the acting thing didn't work. That was pretty much it. I don't know why. I was just always the girl that people would come and talk to about their problems. — Jennifer Aniston

Being "America's Sweetheart", that label gets put on a lot of people. I don't pay that much attention. And I'm not trying to shake anything. I'm just following my instincts and doing work that is coming to me and I'm just grateful for it. — Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Famous Quotes And Sayings

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Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated. — Jennifer Aniston

I was a dumpy teenager. My mum was a model and was all about looks, so I rebelled by going goth. It took me years of peeling back the onion to finally stop using make-up as a mask and feel comfortable in my skin. — Jennifer Aniston

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. — Jennifer Aniston

There are many stages of grief. It's sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way -- cracks you open to feeling. When you try to avoid the pain, it creates greater pain. I'm a human being, having a human experience in front of the world. I wish it weren't in front of the world. I try really hard to rise above it. — Jennifer Aniston

My keep-match meals: I'm good to go together with kale salad. Actually, Justin [Theroux] makes an ideal one with a poached egg and quinoa. It's actually scrumptious. — Jennifer Aniston

The media create this wonderful illusion-but the amount of airbrushing that goes into those beauty magazines-the hours of hair and makeup! It's impossible to live up to, because it's not real. — Jennifer Aniston

I'd say a little over a year ago I started doing TM [Transcendental Meditation] and that's really changed everything. — Jennifer Aniston

I enjoy it [smoking marijuana] once in a while. There is nothing wrong with that. Everything in moderation. I wouldn't call myself a pot-head. — Jennifer Aniston

When your parents split up, it's impossible to delude yourself about fairytale romance and happy endings. — Jennifer Aniston

I actually will always stop and watch [Friends episodes], not for the whole thing, but usually because I've forgotten a lot of the episodes. It's sort of fun for a second, I'm like, what's this one? And sometimes it comes back to me. I always know what year it was by what length my hair was or what color. — Jennifer Aniston

I couldn't have found a better man than Brad. He still opens doors for me and brings me flowers. He's the sweetest goofball on the planet. — Jennifer Aniston

Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child. Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days. — Jennifer Aniston

Thirties. Go to therapy. Clean up all of the sh-t. Clean up all of the toxins and the noise. Understand who you are. Educate yourself on the self. — Jennifer Aniston

I'd say a little over a year ago I started doing TM and that's really changed everything. Starting your day off with that and ending with that is pretty powerful. Twenty minutes, you just notice the difference. When I get lazy and don't get it in, I can feel a difference. I do it first thing when I wake up. — Jennifer Aniston

Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy. — Jennifer Aniston

I remember being seven and asking my mom if I was as pretty as Monique [my best friend in grade school]. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, 'Oh, honey, you're so funny.' So, she doesn't lie to me...she answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength. — Jennifer Aniston

I used to love hospitals. That's another weird thing about me. I remember when my grandmother -- so sweet, God rest her soul -- was in the hospital, I always loved visiting her there. Very morbid memory! Most people hate hospitals. And I'm not a big fan of them now, but there was something about it for me back then. — Jennifer Aniston

I call it the 'doll house,' ... It's absolutely gorgeous, especially at this time of year. It's a crisp sky and, you know, if we wake up on a clear morning, and then I take little Norm out for a walk, have a little coffee on the deck. — Jennifer Aniston

I think it's always important to reflect anyway, no matter what age you're approaching or what milestone is in front of you. Reflection should be almost a daily thing if possible. — Jennifer Aniston

I absolutely get more comfortable in my body and my skin as I get older, more than when I was in my 20s. — Jennifer Aniston

There is nothing you can control about love. — Jennifer Aniston

With independents[films] you sort of make them on the go and there is that little bit more creative freedom. You don't have the money to slow down! — Jennifer Aniston

Friends are the family we choose. — Jennifer Aniston

I was doing interviews and a question came up about whether I had anything I was addicted to. I said 'I actually have an addiction to eye drops.' And like, as I was on the phone I'd had my third - in the hour! - dose. I had them with me all the time. — Jennifer Aniston

Maybe it's a fairy tale, but I believe in happily ever after. — Jennifer Aniston

When you're doing a movie, you're in a vacuum, just going, "Well, that's done. Let's see what happens." — Jennifer Aniston

When we're younger we take our bodies for granted because they're top-notch. You don't always think in the long run. — Jennifer Aniston

I think when I was younger, it was like - who cares? You don't realize the longterm effects. It takes its toll, which is I think why I'm better about it and take care of my body now more than ever. — Jennifer Aniston

I'm a Pilates person. It's great. I had a hip problem. I had a chronic back, a pinched nerve and a hip problem and it's completely solved all of it. I love it. It makes me feel like I'm taller. — Jennifer Aniston

My world. My rules. I would command everyone to do so many things! Be kind. Oh, I would command everyone to stop buying tabloids! — Jennifer Aniston

The idea is to be healthy, not to wear yourself down or to try and be a twig or change yourself drastically. — Jennifer Aniston

In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A. — Jennifer Aniston

Eating and exercising should be conscious decisions. — Jennifer Aniston

Room 10 [a short film she codirected with Andrea Buchanan] nailed my personal theme: love and choosing to stay in the room when the going gets tough. — Jennifer Aniston

I wanted to be a therapist if the acting didn't work. I also did a lot waitressing and odd jobs. I'd audition but couldn't get hired to save my life. I'd do Off-Broadway theatre and that was great and I was excited and thrilled, feeling like, 'Well, it's Off-Broadway, but there's still the Broadway in there.' — Jennifer Aniston

When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that. — Jennifer Aniston

Something about family and trying to relate it to the movie with, 'Oh, if I was to have a child how many kids do I want?' And 'do I want a boy or a girl?' I didn't realize you could place orders, I honestly didn't realize it was like a drive-through, that you could talk to a little electronic voice. — Jennifer Aniston

Just be mindful of what you're doing. — Jennifer Aniston

I read a lot, and I think it's important to stay current on the new health kicks. Some are out there just to make money, but some are really worth investigating and incorporating into our diets. — Jennifer Aniston

As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you're not taking care of them. — Jennifer Aniston

I'd love to say I'm an accomplished cook, but I don't have any signature dishes. I'm good at breakfast -- I make great eggs. My father gave me a little recipe. It's all in the seasoning. But it's a Greek secret. I won't give it away! — Jennifer Aniston

Yoga calms me down. It gives me energy and focus. — Jennifer Aniston

As a teenager, I was an enormous fan of Valerie Bertinelli's hair. — Jennifer Aniston

I always say don't make plans, make options. — Jennifer Aniston

On top of keeping up with what's new, I think just you know being mindful of what we're putting in our bodies, giving our bodies a break, that's very important. — Jennifer Aniston

Yoga calms me down. It's a therapy session, a workout and meditation all at the same time! — Jennifer Aniston

What I look for is a man who can be a friend, someone who is an equal and one with whom I feel comfortable. I want to be happy and loved, and not settling for something second best and less than I deserve. But a relationship of and by itself is not what is going to make this gal survive - a relationship is the cherry on the top of the cake — Jennifer Aniston

You have to be really comfortable in your skin. You have to start with being in love with you are, with who you've become. — Jennifer Aniston

The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor. — Jennifer Aniston

Are men intimated by sexually confident women, you ask? I think men are intimated by any woman who says they are sexually confident, at no matter what age. — Jennifer Aniston

I saw A Little Romance [and] I was so in love with Laurence Olivier. I watched that movie over and over and just fell in love with love. — Jennifer Aniston

There's always a different energy when you're surrounded by a group of women creatives. — Jennifer Aniston

I'll never forget my high school acting teacher, Anthony Abeson, who said, "It starts with the shoes." When I think about a character, it does start with the shoes: What kind would she wear? How would she walk in them? If I'm going to put on a dress for a role - I don't care if it's the hardest dress to put on - I have to put the shoes on first. The physicality leads me to the character. — Jennifer Aniston

There's times when you see people climbing and getting success and you start to see, oh, they're starting to really change. So I always just make the effort to be as humble and grateful as possible. — Jennifer Aniston

I think that's the great thing about being with, having a dog, is it kind of forces you to be in the present because that's definitely where they're spending their time. — Jennifer Aniston

As women, we do feel like we have to live up to an expectation, whether it's on camera or going to the market or whatever it is. And the truth of the matter is, that's not always the way it is. We don't always have our high heels on, we don't always have our makeup on. — Jennifer Aniston

If yoga didn't exist, I'd invent it. — Jennifer Aniston

My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me. — Jennifer Aniston

Breakfast is usually a shake, because I didn't like eating in the morning. But I know it's a healthy thing, so I try to get something in my body. — Jennifer Aniston

I...understand that age is kind of awesome. I am fortunate enough to know women like Gloria Steinem - who I think is one of the most stunning women on the planet - [who] doesn't touch her face. Diane Keaton, Annette Bening - all of these fabulous, fearless women who are flawless - they embrace it! — Jennifer Aniston

Everyone is so addicted to their damn phone. It's sad to see the filmmaker's work diminished down to a computer screen. — Jennifer Aniston

They always say 'youth is wasted on the young' - there's something to that. — Jennifer Aniston

Life Lessons by Jennifer Aniston

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  1. Jennifer Aniston has taught us to be resilient and stay true to ourselves no matter what life throws our way. She has demonstrated that it is possible to remain grounded and humble even when faced with fame and success.
  2. She has also shown us that it is possible to stay focused on our goals and dreams, and to never give up on them no matter how hard it may be.
  3. Finally, she has taught us the importance of self-care and prioritizing our mental and physical health, no matter how busy our lives may be.

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