I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!— Jessica Simpson
The most delightful Jessica Simpson quotes that are little-known but priceless
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.
I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art.
I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."
People think updos are so hard, but they're not.
Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.
' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] .
.. I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today, we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.
I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
The great thing about Dallas is there's no paparazzi.
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person.
But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around.
That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.
There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge.
Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents.
I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted.
And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work.
At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
To be my man, you have to put up with a lot.
I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
It's been hard, but I've finally come to the realization that it's okay to not be perfect.
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.