18+ Jim Cornette Quotes On Internet

Jim Cornette is an American professional wrestling manager and commentator. He is best known for his time in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) and World Championship Wrestling (WCW). He is also known for his outspokenness and his over-the-top villainous character. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Jim Cornette on leadership, internet, love.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. — Jim Cornette

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. — Jim Cornette

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead. — Jim Cornette

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise. — Jim Cornette

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. — Jim Cornette

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too. — Jim Cornette

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody. — Jim Cornette

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral. — Jim Cornette

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords. — Jim Cornette

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front. — Jim Cornette

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! — Jim Cornette

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under. — Jim Cornette

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can. — Jim Cornette

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off. — Jim Cornette

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! — Jim Cornette

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. — Jim Cornette

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn. — Jim Cornette

Life Lessons by Jim Cornette

1. Jim Cornette's work in professional wrestling shows that having a strong work ethic and dedication to your craft can lead to success.
2. He also demonstrates the importance of understanding the business side of the industry, as he was able to negotiate contracts and secure lucrative deals for himself and the wrestlers he managed.
3. Finally, his career demonstrates the value of networking and making connections, as he was able to build relationships with influential figures in the wrestling world.