48+ Bobby Heenan Quotes On Wrestling, Ultimate Warrior And Hulk Hogan

Bobby Heenan was an American professional wrestling manager and color commentator. He was active in the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling during the 1980s and 1990s. He was known for his quick wit and ability to antagonize crowds, earning him the nickname "The Brain". Following is our collection on famous quotes by Bobby Heenan on life, wrestling, leadership.

Top 10 Bobby Heenan Quotes

1. Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
2. You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
3. The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
4. Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
5. There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
6. I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
7. And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
8. I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
9. This guy makes coffee nervous.
10. To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Bobby Heenan Short Quotes

• Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
• They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
• He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
• Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
• Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
• I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
• The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
• This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
• There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
• Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Bobby Heenan Quotes About Wrestling

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. — Bobby Heenan

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards! — Bobby Heenan

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind! — Bobby Heenan

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up. — Bobby Heenan

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone. — Bobby Heenan

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him. — Bobby Heenan

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air! — Bobby Heenan

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again. — Bobby Heenan

Bobby Heenan Famous Quotes And Sayings

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated. — Bobby Heenan

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. — Bobby Heenan

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be. — Bobby Heenan

You can win, it'll just cost you some money. — Bobby Heenan

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. — Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! — Bobby Heenan

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look! — Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82. — Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. — Bobby Heenan

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat — Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western. — Bobby Heenan

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me — Bobby Heenan

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? — Bobby Heenan

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper. — Bobby Heenan

Life Lessons by Bobby Heenan

1. Bobby Heenan showed that hard work and dedication can lead to success, as he rose from a local wrestling announcer to a highly respected wrestling manager.
2. Heenan also demonstrated the importance of having a good sense of humour and the ability to think on your feet, as his comedic timing and quick wit were key to his success.
3. Finally, Heenan's willingness to take risks and push boundaries proved that it pays to be bold and creative in order to stand out from the crowd.