I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

— Joe Pesci

The most wonderful Joe Pesci quotes that are simple and will have a huge impact on you

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.


I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.


I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?


You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.


Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?


I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.


I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.


My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything.

I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into something and then stay on them until they do it. Let them pick what they want to do.


You win, you win. You lose, you still win.


Ah, I don't do interviews, really.


A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.


You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.


About Joe Pesci

Quotes 14 sayings
Profession Actor
Birthday October 16

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.

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