An antique is anything old with class.

— John Bartlett

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Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next edition. 'Mother was right.' Author: Mrs. Bartlett, world-renowned nag. Year: 1859. Attribution: A short play entitled Every Goddamn Weekend!


Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'


You have the right to be offended or not to be offended.


To resist him that is set in authority is evil


Being offended is a choice. I believe that. You don't have - you don't hear a word and you have to be offended.

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