3+ John Mendoza Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best John Mendoza quotes and sayings.

You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. — John Mendoza

My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" — John Mendoza

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay? — John Mendoza