7+ John Swartzwelder Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best John Swartzwelder quotes and sayings.

I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned. — John Swartzwelder

They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good? — John Swartzwelder

I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried. — John Swartzwelder

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. — John Swartzwelder

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. — John Swartzwelder

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days. — John Swartzwelder

As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach. — John Swartzwelder