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  1. Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

  2. New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

  3. I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

  4. If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

  5. Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

  6. Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

  7. You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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About Neil Simon

Where is Neil Simon from? Neil Simon is American who said awesome wise words. Well-known and respected in American society for wise sayings. The following quotations and images represent the American nature embed in Neil Simon's character.

What Neil Simon was famous for? Neil Simon is famous playwright with many good quotes. Influential and well recognized playwright all over the world. Browse a lot of Neil Simon books and reference books with quotes from Neil Simon on Amazon.

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When was Neil Simon birthday? Neil Simon was born on October 16.

Who is Neil Simon? Some facts about Neil Simon from biography. Marvin Neil Simon is an American playwright and screenwriter. He is one of the most reliable hitmakers in Broadway history, as well as one of the most performed playwrights in the world. Though primarily a comic writer, some of his plays, particularly the Eugene Trilogy and The Sunshine Boys, reflec... Read more about Neil Simon on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Neil Simon on YouTube. Browse a lot of books about Neil Simon on Amazon to get more reference.


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