10+ Nicole Hollander Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Nicole Hollander quotes and sayings.

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person. — Nicole Hollander

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women. — Nicole Hollander

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver. — Nicole Hollander

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare. — Nicole Hollander

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up. — Nicole Hollander

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon. — Nicole Hollander

Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe! — Nicole Hollander

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else. — Nicole Hollander

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies. — Nicole Hollander