There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.— Oscar Levant
The most revealing Oscar Levant quotes that will activate your desire to change
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.
It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great.
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.
(Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
I once said cynically of a politician, Hell double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.
A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?
I played an unsympathetic part -- myself.
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Ballet is the fairies' baseball.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts.
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam.
If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
So little time and so little to do.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.