If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.— Paul Merson
The most bashful Paul Merson quotes that will activate your desire to change
United won't fall asleep against Liverpool. They'll win it in their sleep
Don't put too much pressure on Jack Wilshere.
.. in years to come I think he will be an Arsenal great like Liam Brady
To win the Champions League with Porto, you have to be tactically acute
Every single player on the pitch is now in the Birmingham box, apart from two of them.
In England, Rooney is a world-class footballer in the world.
If you’re chopping and changing the team you don’t get that word I can’t pronounce beginning with ‘C’.
The best player I ever played against was Paolo Maldini.
We [Arsenal] played against Milan in the European Supercup [in 1995]. Maldini marked me and I didn't even get a kick of the ball all game. He was just unbelievable.
Ian Ashby is very underrated and it's right he gets the accolades he gets
You don't want to bite your nose off to spite your face
It's very difficult to play when your lung comes out of your air
Reading won't have the confidence to be confident
Confidence is a horrible thing
There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans
That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut
Goals dictate how matches go.
Football's all about yesterday, it's all about now
When Everton knock it long, they don't knock it long
Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game.
As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'
When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas.'
I think Southampton will finish above teams that are well below them.
Everton are literally a bag of Revells.
The big oxygen thing is out for Benni McCarthy... he's got a lot of medical round him
You can’t bite your nose off to spite your face.
David Nugent tore up the Championship but he’s gone to Portsmouth and he’s a fish up a tree