4+ Richard M. Weiner Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Richard M. Weiner quotes and sayings.

Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people. — Richard M. Weiner

If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?" — Richard M. Weiner

If there's anything Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo has taught me, it's that breakdancing is the key to financial solvency. — Richard M. Weiner

Whenever I have a birthday, I think back over the past year, how I've spent my time, what I've accomplished, what regrets I have, how I've tried to make the world a better place, and what exactly I've been doing with my life over the past 365 days, and I think to myself: 'Man, I wish I'd gotten laid more'. — Richard M. Weiner