I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

— Seth Rogen

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For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.

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Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

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Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

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It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

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I don't think all of my ideas are good.

It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

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There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish and Canadian instincts, but I enjoyed every second of it.

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People constantly make pop-culture references.

That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.

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My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.

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After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

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To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

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The scene with Danny [McBride] and the cake and all of that [in the Pineapple Express], most of that is improvised, I would say. But you would never know, to me anyway, and that's what is always amazing.

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Alzheimer's is a family disease...It requires countless hours of care, which are typically provided by family caregivers...Wi thout professional help, it can be impossible to juggle providing that care with jobs, raising kids or just time for yourself.

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About Seth Rogen

Quotes 155 sayings
Profession Comedian
Birthday April 15, 1982

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

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For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst.

If Kim Jong-un only knew what he was doing to my mother!

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Basically, we [me and Evan Goldberg] started thinking about making a movie that was kind of a weed movie and action movie and had a real kind of friendship story to it, then that would be our favorite movie [Pineapple Express] ever.

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I hadn't done a comedy for a while. I had directed a very low budget movie called The Ape and it was playing at a festival in Austin. Judd [Apatow] was there and he came and saw it and it's kind of funny.

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Shutting people down creatively often doesn't get the best performance out of them.

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I think around that time I met David [Gordon Green] or, well, we all met at Superbad and Judd [Apatow] said, 'I'm thinking about having him direct [ Knocked Up].' Sounded like a good idea.

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In my sick brain, gruesome violence and comedy go as hand-to-hand together as anything else in the world.

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Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

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I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

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I've never really had a real job. When I was young doing stand-up, I'd get 50 bucks a week here or 100 bucks a week there. You know, sometimes for headlining one of the rooms, or MC-ing, or something like that. So yeah, I've never had like a normal job.

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Some of my friends would lie to girls to get them, or do things that - you know, they would cheat on girls. I was just never in the realm of what, you know, what's instilled to me, you know? Yeah, I mean, my mom's a social worker, for God's sakes.

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We live in a world where in the movie you can disembowel someone in a youth hostel in Romania, but you can't show people having sex. I think it's weird.

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I did karate for a really long time, almost 10 years when I was younger.

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You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it.

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I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.

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The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually.

He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What about a weed action movie?'.

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I’m very curious in regards to "The Hateful Eight" specifically about the blocking of the movie. Because in comedies, we don’t block. We basically like have to position the actors’ bodies in the way that is most conducive to filming both of them simultaneously.

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We kind of have some ideas for sequels.

The movie [Sausage Party] ends in a way that implies a next chapter.

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Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

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It's nice to win an award, I would assume.

I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

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We [with Judd Apatow] started talking about ideas and he said, 'Well, I'm going to do this movie Knocked Up with Seth [Rogen], but after that you guys should do a movie together.' I read it and thought that it was very funny.

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It was amazing how much their [Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Shauna Robertson] process seemed familiar to me, translating that into the work that I had done and giving actors a lot of freedom and doing a lot of improvisation and a total respect and collaboration with all the department heads and all the crews, and just really making it an enjoyable industry rather than just clocking in and doing a job which a lot of movies are.

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I actually live right near a high school and I always walk by.

..I live in a high school. I actually live in the boiler room of a high school at night. When I see high school guys now I'm actually like, 'Thank f - king God I'm not in high school anymore because they look like they could kick the living s - t out of me.'

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I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.

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We originally actually wrote Franco's part [in the Pineapple Express] for me and the part I ultimately played just for someone else in general. Then when we got Franco involved we thought it was a good idea to switch the roles. I think it worked really well.

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I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry.

.. If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

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I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.

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I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.

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It's much more painful to bomb in front of a group of yours peers than it is to not win. Tons of assholes ain't winning awards, but only one guy will be bombing. So, that's much more nerve-wracking.

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There is no such thing as a villain. It's the others who are wrong. In as much, all villains are the same.

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I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I remember it very vividly. I remember - it was actually kind of horrifying, because one of my friends - we smoked out of a bong, and one of my friends - this was so stupid - he didn't want to bring - it was after school on a Friday, and he didn't - we smoked weed in this park called the Ravine that was across the street from my high school.

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It was a great time. We did hurt ourselves [on Pineapple Express set]. [James] Franco cracked his face open.[Danny ] McBride cracked the back of his head open. I punched Amber[Heard] in the face just to get her in the mood for things. 'Welcome to the set!' But it was a lot of fun. I loved it.

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Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating up a lot of people's time and resources at set in your attempt to discover something funny.

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I did meet Steve Wozniak on several occasions leading up to the filming of the movie. It wasn’t really written how he is. So the second I met him, it almost was a relief, because I was like, "OK, good, the real Steve Wozniak is like one of the least confrontational people you would ever meet in your entire life."

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There's something you can get away with when you know you're only going to be on one season. There's no sense of, "We should save that." It's just like, "Use that! Get it out there now. They could shut us down any second!"

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It's always funny to find what people's button is.

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I liked actions movies. Jean-Claude Van Damme was a major influence on me at that point in my life.

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