I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

— Tallulah Bankhead

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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

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Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

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Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

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All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names.

I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

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I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

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My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

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Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

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Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.

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Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

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Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.

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About Tallulah Bankhead

Quotes 62 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Actress
Birthday October 16

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

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I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

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If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

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Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

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No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

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For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade.

Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.

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Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

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I'm as pure as the driven slush.

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They say it's the good girls who keep diaries.

The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

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Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition.

As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.

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I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

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In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

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Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways.

One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

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If I had my life to live again. I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

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Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

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It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work -- the night watchman.

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Acting is a form of confession.

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It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch.

I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

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It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

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I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

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A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

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I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

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Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon.

They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and - .BANG! - there you are in someone's living room.

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I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

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If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

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I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

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I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

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I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

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In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

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A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!

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Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater.

Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.

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[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

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I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

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Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

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I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize.

Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

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I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

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[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.

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