127 Programming Quotes

Following is our list of programming quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about computer programming.

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Famous Programming Quotes

Programming allows you to think about thinking, and while debugging you learn learning. — Nicholas Negroponte

Programming is a skill best acquired by practice and example rather than from books. — Alan Turing

Web programming is the science of coming up with increasingly complicated ways of concatenating strings. — Greg Brockman

Generally, the craft of programming is the factoring of a set of requirements into a a set of functions and data structures. — Douglas Crockford

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. — Dennis Ritchie

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. — Brian Kernighan

There was something amazingly enticing about programming. — Vinton Cerf

One trick to programming faster is to do less in your head & run the code more. — Greg Brockman

Coding is the language of the future, and every girl should learn it. As I've learned from watching girls grow and learn in our classrooms, coding is fun, collaborative and creative. — Reshma Saujani

The hottest new programming language is English. — Andrej Karpathy

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra

Writing code is both focusing and unreasonably fun. — Greg Brockman

Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs. — Seth Lloyd

Learning to write programs stretches your mind, and helps you think better, creates a way of thinking about things that I think is helpful in all domains. — Bill Gates

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. — Hal Abelson

Short Programming Quotes

  • If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics. — Richard P. Feynman
  • Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. — John Von Neumann
  • Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program — Nancy Pelosi
  • Truth is much too complicated to allow anything but approximations. — John Von Neumann
  • Learning is never done without errors and defeat. — Vladimir Lenin
  • Nothing has ever been achieved by the person who says, ‘It can’t be done.’ — Eleanor Roosevelt
  • The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government. — Tacitus
  • Java is C++ without the guns, clubs and knives. — James Gosling
  • It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. — Albert Einstein
  • For many phenomena, 80% of consequences stem from 20% of the causes. — Joseph M. Juran

Programming Image Quotes

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. - Milton Friedman quote

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. — Milton Friedman

My number one piece of advice is: you should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg quote

My number one piece of advice is: you should learn how to program. — Mark Zuckerberg

Our program for American GIs can be heard at 1630 hours. - Hanoi Hannah quote

Our program for American GIs can be heard at 1630 hours. — Hanoi Hannah

I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. - Kent Beck quote

I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits. — Kent Beck

It's hard work to make a four-minute program look effortless and elegant. - Katarina Witt quote

It's hard work to make a four-minute program look effortless and elegant. — Katarina Witt

It's nice to have a great female composer in the program and add her color. - Cecilia Bartoli quote

It's nice to have a great female composer in the program and add her color. — Cecilia Bartoli

War is just one more big government program. - Joseph Sobran quote

War is just one more big government program. — Joseph Sobran

C Programming Quotes

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. — Bjarne Stroustrup

I've noticed that just about every time I find a large program with known glitches that no one seems able to fix, that program is written in C and is likely written by a programming team in a remote location. — Jerry Pournelle

Teaching my kids programming on an Apple c is like kung fu training in the primitive wilderness. — John Carmack

C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success. — Dennis Ritchie

The kind of programming that C provides will probably remain similar absolutely or slowly decline in usage, but relatively, JavaScript or its variants, or XML, will continue to become more central. — Dennis Ritchie

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything. — Larry Wall

I made up the term "object-oriented," and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind. — Alan Kay

As we said in the preface to the first edition, C "wears well as one's experience with it grows." With a decade more experience, we still feel that way. — Brian Kernighan

Now, it's my belief that Python is a lot easier than to teach to students programming and teach them C or C++ or Java at the same time because all the details of the languages are so much harder. Other scripting languages really don't work very well there either. — Guido van Rossum

My father taught me Basic and rudimentary C, I learned everything else on my own, including studying computational complexity on my own. That's more a function of my age than anything else though - back when I was in school there were hardly any programming classes. — Bram Cohen

Computer Programming Quotes

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program. — Linus Torvalds

When I was nine, ten, I was super young, but I installed a program on my computer so I could start producing music. — Martin Garrix

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. — Brian Kernighan

The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry. — Henry Petroski

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. — Edsger Dijkstra

Talk is cheap. Show me the code. - Linus Torvalds

Talk is cheap. Show me the code. — Linus Torvalds

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. — Martin Fowler

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships. — Linus Torvalds

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. - Donald Knuth

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

Computer programming is an art, because it applies accumulated knowledge to the world, because it requires skill and ingenuity, and especially because it produces objects of beauty. A programmer who subconsciously views himself as an artist will enjoy what he does and will do it better. — Donald Knuth

Programming Languages Quotes

Between rounds of speed chess I read enough of a programming manual to teach myself to write programs on the school's DEC mainframe in the language Basic. — Eric Allin Cornell

Code never lies, comments sometimes do. - Ron Jeffries

Code never lies, comments sometimes do. — Ron Jeffries

That language is an instrument of human reason, and not merely a medium for the expression of thought, is a truth generally admitted. — George Boole

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. — Larry Wall

When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code. — Richard E. Pattis

The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language. — Alan Kay

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. — Seymour Cray

Computer scientists have so far worked on developing powerful programming languages that make it possible to solve the technical problems of computation. Little effort has gone toward devising the languages of interaction. — Donald A. Norman

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer. — Steve McConnell

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers. — Richard Hamming

Programming Funny Quotes

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

Copy and paste is a design error. - David Parnas

Copy and paste is a design error. — David Parnas

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. - Niklaus Wirth

Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster. — Niklaus Wirth

Life is funny. I’d applied to the wrong graduate program, but that eventually led me to the right grad program. — Michael J. Massimino

The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there. — Gordon Bell

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. — Robert Sewell

The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! — Terry Moore

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. — Robert Coveyou

It's a curious thing about our industry: not only do we not learn from our mistakes, we also don't learn from our successes. — Keith Braithwaite

A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do — Dennis Ritchie

Love Programming Quotes

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. - Kathy Griffin

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. — Kathy Griffin

Programming is not a zero-sum game. Teaching something to a fellow programmer doesn't take it away from you. I'm happy to share what I can, because I'm in it for the love of programming. — John Carmack

Experience comes from bad judgment. — Mark Twain

We might hope to change the world through better, bigger programs to stop global warming, but global warming will not end unless people become less greedy and less wasteful, gaining a fresh vision of what it means to love our global neighbor. — Shane Claiborne

I love all the shows that encourage people to love, appreciate and help animals. There are more programs about animals than ever, and that pleases me. — Doris Day

I've always loved airplanes and flight. The space program was really important to me as a kid. I still have a photo of Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon in my living room. — Bill Nye

Years of cultural programming have taught us to love some animals while eating others, when in all reality, all animals are sentient beings with the capacity to feel, both physically and emotionally. — Kat Von D

Recovering from the suicide of a loved one, you need all the help you can get, so I very much recommend a meditation program. The whole picture of how to recover from this has to do with body, mind, and spirit. That's applicable to any kind of depression. — Judy Collins

I've programmed myself musically to come up with love-feeling tracks that are romantic, sexy, but classy, all in one. And that's the challenge. Once I create that music, then the lyrical content starts to come - you know, the stories and things like that. — R. Kelly

You must learn to love, respect and believe in yourself. To accomplish this, begin by restructuring your current self-programming. — Marshall Sylver

Java Programming Quotes

In my daily work, I work on very large, complex, distributed systems built out of many Python modules and packages. The focus is very similar to what you find, for example, in Java and, in general, in systems programming languages. — Guido van Rossum

However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious. — Bjarne Stroustrup

While Microsoft does not share all of Oracle's ambitions for Java, we agree that it is a very valuable tool for software developers. — Bill Gates

(In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong. — Bill Gates

A class, in Java, is where we teach objects how to behave. — Richard E. Pattis

When you write a program for Android, you use the Oracle Java tools for everything, and at the very end, you push a button and say, 'Convert this to Android format.' — Larry Ellison

We think we're going to be especially strong in platform where we have our two platform brands: our database brand is the Oracle Database 12c, and our programming language brand is this thing called Java. — Larry Ellison

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More Programming Quotes

Now back in 1927 an American socialist, Norman Thomas, six times candidate for president on the Socialist Party ticket, said the American people would never vote for socialism. But he said under the name of liberalism the American people will adopt every fragment of the socialist program. — Ronald Reagan

Patients are patients because they are out of rapport with their own unconscious... Patients are people who have had too much programming - so much outside programming that they have lost touch with their inner selves. — Milton H. Erickson

Don't just buy a new video game, make one. Don't just download the latest app, help design it. Don't just play on your phone, program it. — Barack Obama

Believing isn't thinking, but we've been programmed to believe that believing is thinking. To use our intelligence to think means we're keeping the energy active, we're thinking, we're really using the power of our intelligence in a thinking way. But when we've been programmed to believe, we're no longer thinking, because energy flows. — John Trudell

My basic idea is that programming is the most powerful medium of developing the sophisticated and rigorous thinking needed for mathematics, for grammar, for physics, for statistics, for all the "hard" subjects.... In short, I believe more than ever that programming should be a key part of the intellectual development of people growing up. — Seymour Papert

If we die, we want people to accept it. We are in a risky business, and we hope that if anything happens to us, it will not delay the program. The conquest of space is worth the risk of life. — Gus Grissom

Everything you stand for, believe in, experience and aspire to is the result of thought. And thought is destructive because it is nothing more than a protective mechanism, programmed to protect its own interests at all costs. — U.G. Krishnamurti

A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom. — Martin Luther King, Jr.

Vocational education programs have made a real difference in the lives of countless young people nationwide; they build self-confidence and leadership skills by allowing students to utilize their unique gifts and talents. — Conrad Burns

What we are working for is an educational program that has become a resource and rallying point for scores of brave southerners who are leading the fight for justice and better race relations in these crucial days — Septima Poinsette Clark

Programming productivity is a precious and fragile thing stemming from great focus. Maintaining it requires active protection from the individual and organization. — Greg Brockman

The Intelligence Committee will also examine present counterintelligence programs for the Department of Energy, the National Laboratories, and the Department of Defense. — Charles Foster Bass

And then fourth, we have that essential group of people who track programs and budgets to ensure that they align with the needs of preparation and warning, counterintelligence and support to the operational war fighter. — Stephen Cambone

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