The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable. — Charles Bukowski
The longest way around is the shortest way home — Irish Proverbs
The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. — Confucius
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. — Mae West
In the mountains, the shortest way is from peak to peak: but for that you must have long legs — Friedrich Nietzsche
To every problem, there is a most simple solution. — Agatha Christie
The best and shortest road towards knowledge of truth is Nature. — Egyptian Proverbs
The road to a friend's house is never long. — Danish proverb
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. — Jim Bishop
Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. — Samuel Johnson
Distance is a great promoter of admiration! — Denis Diderot
Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection. — Red Smith
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin
Shortest Distance Image Quotes
Distance yourself from negativity or it will deplete your well of optimism.
Shortest Distance Between Two Points Quotes
We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle. — J. D. Salinger
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I like exploring those, er, differences in national snippiness. — Rachel Johnson
There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points. — Sun Myung Moon
The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.
Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke. — Victoria Moran
A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points. — Madeleine L'Engle
Whether for good or evil, it is sadly inevitable that all political leadership requires the artifices of theatrical illusion. In the politics of a democracy, the shortest distance between two points is often a crooked line. — Arthur Miller
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet.
As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve. — Bertolt Brecht
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. — Noelie Alito
Under all conditions well-organized violence seems to him the shortest distance between two points. — Leon Trotsky
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. — Rebecca McClanahan
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. — Victor Borge
Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. — Victor Borge
The shortest distance between two people is laughter. — Unknown
God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity. — Alfred Jarry
You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a story. — Anthony De Mello
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. — Orlando Aloysius Battista
It is of course the nature of historical contraction that the shortest distance to a historical destination is never a straight line. — Ibrahim Babangida
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there? — Victor Borge
Except in mathematics, the shortest distance between point A and point B is seldom a straight line. I don't believe in mathematics. — Albert Einstein
It's all right when you are calling on a girl or talking with friends after dinner to run a conversation like a Sunday-school excursion, with stops to pick flowers; but in the office your sentences should be the shortest distance possible between periods. — George Horace Lorimer
In politics a straight line is the shortest distance to disaster. — John P. Roche
The shortest distance between two points assumes you know where you're going. — Robert Brault
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line. — Demetri Martin
The shortest distance between where we are today as a nation and an effective return to increasing our freedoms and widespread prosperity is for regular American citizens to read and study the great books. — Oliver DeMille
The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line. — Frederick Lenz
The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points. — Theodor Adorno
When the boy begins to understand that the visible point is preceded by an invisible point, that the shortest distance between two points is conceived as a straight line before it is ever drawn with pencil and paper...the fountain of all thought has been opened to him...the philosopher can reveal him nothing new, as a geometrician he has discovered the basis of all thought. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Jeet Kune Do does not beat around the bush. It does not take winding detours. It follows a straight line to the objective. Simplicity is the shortest distance between two points. — Bruce Lee
In terms of distance, the prodigal's pigsty is the farthest point from home; in terms of time, the pigsty is the shortest distance to the father's house. — Os Guinness
So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face. — Robert Breault
The shortest distance to leadership is service. — Myles Munroe
A master was once unmoved by the complaints of his disciples that, though they listened with pleasure to his parables and stories, they were also frustrated for they longed for something deeper. To all their objections he would simply reply: 'You have yet to understand, my friends, that the shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story.' — Anthony De Mello
We must remember that the shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. — Charles Stanley
You can have computer sights of anything you like, but I think you have to go to the enemy on the shortest distance and knock him down from point-blank range. You'll get him from in close. At long distance, it's questionable. — Erich Hartmann
Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. — Robert Breault
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