Practical Speeding Tickets quotations

Speeding tickets quote Direction is so much more important than speed.
Direction is so much more important than speed.

Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500.

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

Speeding tickets quote Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.
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You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow.

(Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket)

We did such a great job of creating the interstate highway system in Oklahoma City that we don't have traffic congestion. You can actually get a speeding ticket during rush hour in the city. That's how great our traffic flows.


For an ordinary citizen, what is the common interaction you have with a police officer? When they pull you over for speeding, or when they write you a ticket for parking. The rest of the time is patrolling minority neighborhoods like an occupying army. It's suppression of blacks, and it's revenue enhancement. Surveillance is a Band-Aid. That's like saying, "Let's surveil the SS." No! Let's get rid of the SS!

Speeding tickets quote If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

Cops pull me over just to get a better look.

They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

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