If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.— Ann Coulter
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Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.
I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties.
I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.
I have to say I'm all for public flogging.
One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly.
The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee.
That's just a joke, for you in the media.
Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.
Diversity" is a difficulty to be overcome, not an advantage to be sought.
True, America does a better job than most at accommodating a diverse population. We also do a better job at curing cancer and containing pollution. But no one goes around mindlessly exclaiming: "Cancer is a strength!" "Pollution is our greatest asset!
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.
In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.
Liberals hate America, they hate "flag-wavers", they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam (post 9/11). Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now.
Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.
Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.
A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.
If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.
Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason...Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.
If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.
It's impossible to talk without labels.
"Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.
Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed'
Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.
Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.
The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say — while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis — is “afraid of science.”
I think [women] should be armed but should not vote .
.. women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it ... it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil.
What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?
There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.
If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There's absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call "competitive advantage".
Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.
Now liberals compare their every riot, every traffic blockage, every Starbucks-window-smashing street protest to the civil rights movement -- which was only necessary because of them.
For decades now, the Democrats have had a good gig buying the votes of government workers with outrageous salaries, benefits and work rules - and then sticking productive earners with the bill. But, now, we're out of money.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.
I'm sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.
College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.
Liberals dispute that Reagan won the Cold War on the basis of their capacity to put mocking quotation marks around the word, won. That's pretty much the full argument: Restate a factual proposition with sneering quote marks.
I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals.
Democrats cannot conceive of "hate speech" towards Christians because, in their eyes, Christians always deserve it.
If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.
[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.