Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.— Ashleigh Brilliant
The most sentimental Ashleigh Brilliant quotes that are guaranted to improve your brain
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
Be kind to the unkind people, they need it the most.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
Be kind to unkind people, they need it most.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
Sometimes the most urgent and vital things you can possible do is take a complete rest.
The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
What we really need is to realize how little we really need.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.