Bryan Lee O'Malley Quotes

‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true.

Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.

Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news.

I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.

I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days.

But I guess I try to tone that down.

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along.

.. And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part.

I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads.

It seems like a waste of everyone's time.

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit.

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part.

Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!"

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won't be indie-rock enough anymore.

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh.

.. you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool again

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it's been falling off more and more.

Doing comic books takes up my entire life.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work.

" And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.

I remember talking to someone who is vegan.

At the time, I would hear a lot of outrageous claims from vegans about the good that being a vegan can do for you, for your health and whatnot. I remember someone once told me vegans don't sweat, so I started my mind going.

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.