9+ H. Allen Smith Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best H. Allen Smith quotes and sayings.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. — H. Allen Smith

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. — H. Allen Smith

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be. — H. Allen Smith

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. — H. Allen Smith

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work. — H. Allen Smith

Put it back in the horse! — H. Allen Smith

Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath. — H. Allen Smith

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. — H. Allen Smith