The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.— Herb Caen
The most sublime Herb Caen quotes that will be huge advantage for your personal development
Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it comes away black. Is there a dirtier or more fascinating city anywhere in the land? The answer to both parts of the question has to be positively negative.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.
It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.
One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Logic is no answer to passion.
Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.
The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned.
Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there.
The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here
Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.
We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
The clock doesn't matter in baseball.
Time stands still or moves backwards. Theoretically, one game could go on forever. Some seem to.
A city is a state - of mind, of taste, of opportunity.
A city is a marketplace - where ideas are traded, opinions clash and eternal conflict may produce eternal truths.
God! I loove this city!
When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills.
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.